"My name is Jasmine and I am 9 years old. I would like to become a palaeontologist when I leave school. This is my joke for the Rockwatch website":

What do you call a Dinosaur that knows every meaning to every word in the whole world?

A Thesaurus!

What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?

Baby dinosaurs!

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth and 12 claws on each foot?

Sir!

Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?

Anywhere he wants to!

How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?

By the 'D' on his pyjamas!

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth and 12 claws on each foot?

Sir!

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?

Anything you like, he won't hear you!

How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?

By the dinosnores!

What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur?

A Dyouthinkhesaurus!

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